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A man goes to see the doctor.

"Doctor everything hurts when I touch it"

"hm, let me see. Touch your arm, does that hurt?"

"yes doctor"

"Now when you touch your knee, does that hurt as well?"

"Ouch, yes that hurts too"

"Now if you touch your chest, how's that?"

"It hurts just as much doctor."

"Just as I thought: your finger's broken."

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tessék, itt rengeteget találsz ;)