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I.

The Broom and the Shovel, the Poker and Tongs,

They all took a drive in the Park;

And they each sang a song, ding-a-dong, ding-a-dong!

Before they went back in the dark.

Mr. Poker he sate quite upright in the coach;

Mr. Tongs made a clatter and clash;

Miss Shovel was dressed all in black (with a brooch);

Mrs. Broom was in blue (with a sash).

Ding-a-dong, ding-a-dong!

And they all sang a song.

II.

"O Shovely so lovely!" the Poker he sang,

"You have perfectly conquered my heart.

Ding-a-dong, ding-a-dong! If you're pleased with my song,

I will feed you with cold apple-tart.

When you scrape up the coals with a delicate sound,

You enrapture my life with delight,

Your nose is so shiny, your head is so round,

And your shape is so slender and bright!

Ding-a-dong, ding-a-dong!

Ain't you pleased with my song?"

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